Don't be a leaf... Be a tree!.

Though her husband often went on business trips, she hated to be left alone. "I've solved your problem," he said. "I've bought you a St. Bernard. Its….

Can't you see me as king of the Hereford ranchers, Lucy?" "Oh, I can see you, all right... I can see you riding out on your beautiful palomino checki….

It was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly a scream pierced the air'. . . . Good writing takes enormous concentration..

Only in math can you buy sixty cantaloupes and no one asks what the hell is wrong with you..

This is my report on how to live... They say the best way is just to live one day at a time... If you try to live seven days at a time, the week will….

Beauty Tips - How to Look Younger: Don't be born so soon..

In the Book of Life, The answers aren't in the back..

I do not like a high-organized church. I think that as soon as the congregation reaches a level of one hundred or so people, it is time to build a ne….

What can you do when you don't fit in? What can you do when life seems to be passing you by?" "Follow me. I want to show you something. See the horiz….

I love America. It's Americans I can't stand..

Nothing echoes like an empty mailbox..

No problem is so big or so complicated that it can't be run away from!.

When you die, are you ever allowed to come back?" "Only if you had your hand stamped..

To dance is to live!.

Dear Sweetheart, Without you my days are endless. Days seem like weeks... Weeks feel like months... Months like years... Years like centuries... Cent….

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon..

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use..

Be yourself. No one can say you're doing it wrong..

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia..

If you can't beat 'em, cooperate 'em to death!.