I did once leave one of [my kid] watching something on YouTube, something completely innocuous, and I went out of the room and the algorithm kept pla….

The news might be single-handedly trying to bring about an environmental catastrophe, which it will then report on. Super injunctions are interesting….

I think somebody's marketing a thing that Hoovers up your Twitter and it will continue tweeting for you after you're dead. I have no idea whether the….

"Proper work" usually involves performing a task you hate on behalf of people you'd gleefully club to death with a bull's knee if only it were legal ….

[Worshipping God] is like fellating someone who intermittently stubs fags out on your head for no good reason. And we all know how unsatisfying that ….

In a weird way, when everyone's feeling that the world's going to hell in a hand basket, I kind of relax a little more because I often feel like that..

I saw The Twilight Zone for the first time when I was 12 or 13. I used to stay up late to watch..

When you're being earnest, people think you're being sarcastic and when you're being sarcastic, they think you're being earnest. The moral in all thi….

I'll just immediately automatically, without even thinking, check my phone. And it feels like the same little bit of my brain is being - the synapses….

We take things that would have struck us as miraculous five years ago for granted. Like Pokémon Go would have been insane, and now it's just like, "O….

People gravitate towards their own era, nostalgia therapy is a real thing that's being tinkered with..

That's not something that we've gone in thinking 'Right! How are we going to examine that now?' It's just when you take a step back you see that they….

One of the benefits of aligning yourself with an indistinct cluster of people is that claiming to feel their pain is often enough..

Whenever I tell people I'm a misanthrope they react as though that's a bad thing, the idiots. I live in London, for God's sake. Have you walked down ….

Society? Can we trust us? Doubt it. We're probably not even real, as was revealed in the popular documentary The Matrix. That bloke next door? Made o….

Our four-year-old, like a lot of kids, you introduce him to an iPad and he quite quickly gets drawn in in a way that you're like, "Wow, I've got to s….

Being slagged off is good for you. It thickens the skin and strengthens the backbone..

In many ways, Big Brother is the present day equivalent of a 1980s Club 18-30 Holiday - flirting, sunbathing, silly little organised games, and lots ….

Obviously, you try not to repeat yourself so that forces you to re-evaluate what you're doing constantly [in Black Mirror]..

Overall, looking at the stories [Black Mirror], almost every story we've ever done is concerned with authenticity or reality in some way..

It's a barrel of laughs, isn't it? It makes The Day After look like friggin'...insert name of cheerful thing here. It was one of the things that made….