Both of my parents are actually music teachers..

The idea of doing stand-up is terrifying to me..

You live your comedic life close to the edge, you're gonna cross the line and offend people..

Don't wait for your break, make your break. Go make it happen for yourself..

Occasionally it can be a little disappointing to see rock gods in their 60s or 70s up on stage..

I always have my best thoughts on the toilet..

Well, you know, I don't think anyone who writes a television series has a master plan from the beginning, and knows all the character traits, and eve….

There are certain episodes that on the page I thought, "Oh boy, this is going to be the funniest episode." And there are other ones that went in, fin….

I eat stickers all the time dude!.

Hot soup at table is very vulgar; it either leads to an unseemly mode of taking it, or keeps people waiting too long whilst it cools. Soup should be ….

Writing is like pulling your hair out. You have nothing, and you can't think of anything, but you have to think of something..

Growing up in Rhode Island, my friends would have strung me up if I had been a Yankees fan..

I don't think you should just do what makes you happy. Do what makes you great..

Everyone knows what it's like to feel like the underdog. Everyone wants to be accepted. Ultimately, everybody wants to be loved..

I waited tables in New York, and when you're in that line of work, you often have a horrible boss..

I think we're all guilty of mistaking the actors we've seen over and over again - we think we know them..

Both of my parents are actually music teachers. I think I got to a certain age where I decided I'd rather be a baseball player than a musician. Now, ….

I'm always in the elements, it seems like it's pouring rain on me a lot and there's crowds of people pushing me around, and it feels very real. Which….

Because Guillermo's [del Toro] obviously a painter painting a picture and my job is just to provide the color that he probably already has in his min….

Starting out, I bet I didn't get a lot of parts because of my strange voice. I'm not consciously thinking, 'Hey, sound like a squeaky dog toy mixed w….

I never saw myself as a comedian. I saw myself as a guy who can act funny..