There are two kinds of people in this world. There are the people that will have you think that there are two kinds of people in this world, and ther….

I don't really have a lot of appropriate feelings for people on an individual basis, but I've always wanted to make people happy..

What's important is passion, investment, and people laughing out loud as they work..

There are no normal people, there are just different kinds of weird, all of it is human and all humanity is better than everything inhuman. So I urge….

Don't be so hard on yourself, don't put pressure on yourself, life is just a chain of experiments and results, and you'll be perfect when you're dead..

The public's perception of your show is what it is, and you don't get to complain how people perceive your show or talk about it..

Storytelling comes naturally to humans, but since we live in an unnatural world, we sometimes need a little help doing what we'd naturally do..

You have to just look at it like Titanic: I know the ship sinks, but this is a love story.

Good writers hate bad writing but hating bad writing doesn’t make you good. Writing badly does..

Find your voice, shout it from the rooftops, and keep doing it until the people that are looking for you find you..

Wake up in the morning and say, 'I refuse to be a hack,' and see what happens by the end of the day..

The language we're exchanging, the fillings in our teeth, the pavement on the road outside, everywhere you look, for better or for worse, you're goin….

Once upon a time, something happened, and it was better than something not happening. The end..

I have to be really careful, because I have nothing but love for this entity known as "the customer" in entertainment. I would never, ever, ever put ….

I've discovered a new video game called owning my home..

Yoda is interesting because, in addition to being wise, he is two feet tall, and a Yoda..

None of us are bad people. We float around and we run across each other and we learn about ourselves, and we make mistakes and we do great things. We….

I became part of a little study group in community college and started caring about strangers. It gave me insight into what an asshole I was. I saw t….

All [tv] shows are like cigarettes. You watch two, you have a higher chance of watching three. They're all addictive..

I'd just love to sit at home, wake up at 10AM, go to my own office with my dog, and write a movie. I don't know if I'm capable of doing that though. ….

I always try to use my medium, and if I get into a normal sitcom-writing contest with normal sitcom writers, I'm going to lose..