You have to just look at it like Titanic: I know the ship sinks, but this is a love story.

Good writers hate bad writing but hating bad writing doesn’t make you good. Writing badly does..

Wake up in the morning and say, 'I refuse to be a hack,' and see what happens by the end of the day..

The language we're exchanging, the fillings in our teeth, the pavement on the road outside, everywhere you look, for better or for worse, you're goin….

There are no normal people, there are just different kinds of weird, all of it is human and all humanity is better than everything inhuman. So I urge….

Find your voice, shout it from the rooftops, and keep doing it until the people that are looking for you find you..

Don't be so hard on yourself, don't put pressure on yourself, life is just a chain of experiments and results, and you'll be perfect when you're dead..

I'd just love to sit at home, wake up at 10AM, go to my own office with my dog, and write a movie. I don't know if I'm capable of doing that though. ….

I have to be really careful, because I have nothing but love for this entity known as "the customer" in entertainment. I would never, ever, ever put ….

Once upon a time, something happened, and it was better than something not happening. The end..

I became part of a little study group in community college and started caring about strangers. It gave me insight into what an asshole I was. I saw t….

None of us are bad people. We float around and we run across each other and we learn about ourselves, and we make mistakes and we do great things. We….

What's important is passion, investment, and people laughing out loud as they work..

I always try to use my medium, and if I get into a normal sitcom-writing contest with normal sitcom writers, I'm going to lose..

I've discovered a new video game called owning my home..

The public's perception of your show is what it is, and you don't get to complain how people perceive your show or talk about it..

Pretty sad. Pretty lonely. But that's how I prefer it? I quess? I guess. It's a good guess. It's the best quess ever..

I don't think it's going to be possible for the next generation of writers to tell stories without telling stories about telling stories..

All [tv] shows are like cigarettes. You watch two, you have a higher chance of watching three. They're all addictive..

I feel like my life has always been the 'Hey Look at Me Show.' I'm not apologetic about that..

I am absolutely and inherently self-destructive in that I am always making sure I'm doing what I want to do..