I don't think it's going to be possible for the next generation of writers to tell stories without telling stories about telling stories..

I feel like my life has always been the 'Hey Look at Me Show.' I'm not apologetic about that..

I am absolutely and inherently self-destructive in that I am always making sure I'm doing what I want to do..

Pretty sad. Pretty lonely. But that's how I prefer it? I quess? I guess. It's a good guess. It's the best quess ever..

I'd just love to sit at home, wake up at 10AM, go to my own office with my dog, and write a movie. I don't know if I'm capable of doing that though. ….

Yoda is interesting because, in addition to being wise, he is two feet tall, and a Yoda..

I became part of a little study group in community college and started caring about strangers. It gave me insight into what an asshole I was. I saw t….

I have to be really careful, because I have nothing but love for this entity known as "the customer" in entertainment. I would never, ever, ever put ….

None of us are bad people. We float around and we run across each other and we learn about ourselves, and we make mistakes and we do great things. We….

There are two kinds of people in this world. There are the people that will have you think that there are two kinds of people in this world, and ther….

I don't really have a lot of appropriate feelings for people on an individual basis, but I've always wanted to make people happy..

I always try to use my medium, and if I get into a normal sitcom-writing contest with normal sitcom writers, I'm going to lose..

The public's perception of your show is what it is, and you don't get to complain how people perceive your show or talk about it..

I've discovered a new video game called owning my home..

All [tv] shows are like cigarettes. You watch two, you have a higher chance of watching three. They're all addictive..

Don't be so hard on yourself, don't put pressure on yourself, life is just a chain of experiments and results, and you'll be perfect when you're dead..

What's important is passion, investment, and people laughing out loud as they work..

There are no normal people, there are just different kinds of weird, all of it is human and all humanity is better than everything inhuman. So I urge….

Storytelling comes naturally to humans, but since we live in an unnatural world, we sometimes need a little help doing what we'd naturally do..

You have to just look at it like Titanic: I know the ship sinks, but this is a love story.

Good writers hate bad writing but hating bad writing doesn’t make you good. Writing badly does..