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I happen to be a Republican President... ah... the Vice President.

Speaking as a man, it's not a woman's issue. Us men are tired of losing our women.

I should have caught the mistake on that spelling bee card. But as Mark Twain once said, `You should never trust a man who has only one way to spell a word'.

Murphy Brown is doing better than I am. At least she knows she still has a job next year.

I'm the Vice-President. They know it, and they know that I know it.

Certainly, I know what to do, and when I am Vice President -- and I will be -- there will be contingency plans under different sets of situations and I tell you what, I'm not going to go out and hold a news conference about it. I'm going to put it in a safe and keep it there! Does that answer your question?

If Ross Perot runs, that's good for us. If he doesn't run, it's good for us.

Hawaii is a unique state. It is a small state. It is a state that is by itself. It is a-it is different than the other 49 states. Well, all states are different, but it's got a particularly unique situation.

We all lived in this century, I didn't live in this century.

Perestroika is nothing more than refined Stalinism.

What a terrible thing it is to lose one's mind.

The best thing about rain forests is they never suffer from drought.

A mind is a terrible thing to waste.

Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it.

You do the policy, I'll do the politics.

People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history.

The peace dividend is peace.

Our party has been accused of fooling the public by calling tax increases 'revenue enhancement'. Not so. No one was fooled

I stand by all the misstatements that I've made

Does America really need 70 percent of the world's lawyers? Is it healthy for our economy to have 18 million lawsuits coursing through our system annually?

Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite.