If I only ran when nothing hurt, I would never run..

I had auditioned for 'Saturday Night Live' two or three times before and never really saw myself there. I looked up to Belushi and Bill Murray and Ay….

I used to sneak up to the 8th floor and watch Eddie Murphy and Joe Piscopo rehearsing 'Saturday Night Live' and could only wonder if I would ever hav….

I have this dream life where I get to be a celebrity but I get to kind of navigate the world fairly easily because I'm always in character..

You know ladies and gentlemen, a long time ago , there were lots of people, but that was a long time ago.

I think ABC sort of hoped I would be really like Carol Burnett. I mean literally, I think..

Describing comic sensibility is near impossible. It's sort of an abstract silliness, that sometimes the joke isn't the star..

I always tend to think of all of my shows as possibly my last show. I'm like a junior Springsteen, without the underbite..

The two things that can hurt you are if you need money or if you need fame. Those are the things that can be your Achilles' heel. But if you don't ne….

A mom and dad found an S&M magazine under their 10-year-old son's bed, and the dad said, 'Well, we sure can't spank him.'.

If she were a President, she'd be Babe-raham Lincoln!.

I've never really worked on them. Just once in a while one hits me and makes me laugh. My Al Gore was sort of like a gay Gomer Pyle..

I enjoy pushing my characters to the limit. No matter how far out there I go, I look for things that make the characters human..

I'm thirty years old, but I read at the thirty-four-year-old level..

I have no regrets. I wanted to raise the kids and be a present father. When I developed a movie, I was gone for a year. That didn't really work for m….

I think free speech is probably the coolest thing we have in this country, and again, you can label it hate speech and dismiss it, and then you're al….

That's why modern corporate movie making has become so laborious that comedians are kind of kicked out by 50..

You know, sometimes you can't just take an armadillo, put it in the barn, light it on fire and expect it to make licorice..

I have a theory that if you're famous more years than you're not famous, then you get a little nutty..

I'm a friend of the CEO of Twitter and he showed me how to be on it, but it causes such an uproar if what you post is perceived in a negative light..

My characters all start with rhythms and sounds. Once I hear the voice and get into the rhythm, the attitude and the physicality just come out on the….