I've given my phone number to the weirdest people. I get texts from people all the time..

When you're filming something, you have marks and spots you have to be in..

I was supposed to be a professional rollerblader!.

There's nothing worse than a poorly staged house..

I would have liked to be a comedian in the '20s, or maybe even a comedian on the Mayflower and have a statue somewhere..

There are way too many comedians now..

I'm at the stage in my life that real-estate apps turn me on..

The show has to be good because you want to be good. But if it's not good, it doesn't matter..

I think a lot of comedians sometimes pretend to find the job more taxing than it is..