Listenin to nothin, takin no suggestions, All destructive criticisms that can't improve on perfection..

You could either ignore this advice, or take it from me: Be too nice, and people take you for a dummy..

Only in America could you find a way to make a healthy buck, And still keep your attitude on self-destruct..

Classical slap-stick rappers need Chapstick..

Raise your right palm: We do solemnly swear To stack more dough more calmly this year..

Uh oh, it's beer o'clock, I think I'm sober. How about we think this over, over a can of King Cobra?.

Scared of a bunch of water? Then get out the rain. Order a rapper for lunch, and spit out the chain..

Soup's on and I got a coupon. Chinese restaurant asking for the Grey Poupon. He said "No, duck sauce, soy sauce... And this ain't no Burger King, ….

There's four sides to every story... If these walls could talk, they'd probably still ignore me..

Golly, he's just a pest and your worst best friend, Who mend and rip space-time fabric like polyester blend..

Mary, you make me wanna eat you Every time I see you, it's like the first time I meet you Fragrance like a flower, subtle and sweet too Seductive ….

Catch a throatful from the fire vocal Ashing and molten glass like Eyjafjallajökull..

The motto goes: Sex, Drugs and Rock 'n' Roll. I prefer: Love, Hugs and Hip-Hop Soul..

Nowadays, the game is all bugged out, Phony, like back when Hammer tried to come thugged out..