Scared of a bunch of water? Then get out the rain. Order a rapper for lunch, and spit out the chain..

Raise your right palm: We do solemnly swear To stack more dough more calmly this year..

Golly, he's just a pest and your worst best friend, Who mend and rip space-time fabric like polyester blend..

You could either ignore this advice, or take it from me: Be too nice, and people take you for a dummy..

Listenin to nothin, takin no suggestions, All destructive criticisms that can't improve on perfection..

Only in America could you find a way to make a healthy buck, And still keep your attitude on self-destruct..

Nowadays, the game is all bugged out, Phony, like back when Hammer tried to come thugged out..

Soup's on and I got a coupon. Chinese restaurant asking for the Grey Poupon. He said "No, duck sauce, soy sauce... And this ain't no Burger King, ….

Catch a throatful from the fire vocal Ashing and molten glass like Eyjafjallajökull..

Mary, you make me wanna eat you Every time I see you, it's like the first time I meet you Fragrance like a flower, subtle and sweet too Seductive ….

Classical slap-stick rappers need Chapstick..

Uh oh, it's beer o'clock, I think I'm sober. How about we think this over, over a can of King Cobra?.

The motto goes: Sex, Drugs and Rock 'n' Roll. I prefer: Love, Hugs and Hip-Hop Soul..

There's four sides to every story... If these walls could talk, they'd probably still ignore me..