Read a lot. Write a lot. Have fun..

I've said this before, and I say it again. Bagels can be an enormous power for good or for evil. It is up to us to decide how we will use them..

Well you know, it's true that as a fat person I run a greater risk of heart disease, diabetes, and a number of other things. But guess what? The amou….

All my books were easy to write - doesn't it show?.

I imagine a child. That child is me. I can reconstruct and vividly remember portions of my own childhood. I can see, taste, smell, feel, and hear the….

I went to college, but I learned to write by reading - and writing..

If the English had deep-dish pizza they could have kept their empire..

It doesn't matter who you are, or what you've done, or think you can do. There's a confrontation with destiny awaiting you. Somewhere, there is a chi….

Hoboken is a neat place..

Werewolves are much more common animals than you might think..

The old saw about old dogs and new tricks only applies to certain people..

My parents believe in the principle of ‘sink or swim,’ or ‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger ― or it kills you.” From “The Education of Robert….

I'd always liked to write, but I never wanted to be a writer, because it seemed a sissy occupation. It is. To this day, I find it terribly easy. And ….

Chickens have an uncanny sense of direction..

Looking back over my life so far I am able to remember specific days that were perfect. These tend to be days, and parts of days, in which nothing in….

Some women have said, 'Gee, here I am getting involved with this fat guy, what will people think of me?' But they were converted and sometimes surpri….

Writing and telling are almost the same, the way I do it..

Trust me, there is no formula for most things that are not math..

Children make better readers than adults. They read as carefully as I write; adults read as a means of getting off to sleep. I get letters saying 'I ….

The activities of these parasites and degenerates gave rise to Cubism, Fauvism, Futurism, Pointillism, Constructivism, Orphism, Surrealism, Dada, and….

My house is me and I am it. My house is where I like to be and it looks like all my dreams..