The choices we make, dictate the lives we lead..

I've been to the Leaning Tower of Pisa. It's a tower, and it's leaning. You look at it, but nothing happens, so then you look for someplace to get a ….

Christmas is a good excuse to eat everything..

In order for the light of gratitude and happiness to shine so brightly, the darkness of how it could be worse must be present..

When we get out of this, I'm gonna shove my fist right into your ass, hard and fast Not in the sexual way! In the 'I am pissed off' sort of way..

Everybody needs money. That's why they call it money..

A tree falls the way it leans. Be careful the way you lean..

There are two dilemmas that rattle the human skull: How do you hang on to someone who won't stay? And how do you get rid of someone who won't go?.

It don't care whether I'm good enough. It don't care whether I snore or not. It don't care which God I pray to. There are only three things with that….

What do you call 500 lawyers lying on the bottom of the Ocean? A good start..

Even if one doesn't smoke pot, one has to see the benefits of decriminalizing it..

A bad salesman will automatically drop his price. Bad salesmen make me sick..

I climbed like a billion stairs... its not like I can take them two at a time..

I'm shooting in Brooklyn, we've got all kinds of crap going on, and I'm all alone now in a big hotel suite that you can't believe the size of it and ….

A lot of it revolves around food with me because a lot of my life does in a way..

The whole point of love is to put someone else’s needs above your own..

America's racist, so what do you expect..

So, you pick this stuff here and this stuff there and then you see things in certain ways and you start visualizing and thank God I get the chance to….

I'm always studying and I've been doing it for a long time now..

We don't even know if we're in this room. We could be in a turtle's dream in outer space..

I'll tell you one thing, it's a cruel, cruel world..