Christmas is a good excuse to eat everything..

Even if one doesn't smoke pot, one has to see the benefits of decriminalizing it..

We don't even know if we're in this room. We could be in a turtle's dream in outer space..

The whole point of love is to put someone else’s needs above your own..

There are two dilemmas that rattle the human skull: How do you hang on to someone who won't stay? And how do you get rid of someone who won't go?.

In order for the light of gratitude and happiness to shine so brightly, the darkness of how it could be worse must be present..

Of course I've got lawyers. They are like nuclear weapons, I've got em 'cause everyone else has. But as soon as you use them they screw everything up..

A tree falls the way it leans. Be careful the way you lean..

When we get out of this, I'm gonna shove my fist right into your ass, hard and fast Not in the sexual way! In the 'I am pissed off' sort of way..

It don't care whether I'm good enough. It don't care whether I snore or not. It don't care which God I pray to. There are only three things with that….

What do you call 500 lawyers lying on the bottom of the Ocean? A good start..

I'm shooting in Brooklyn, we've got all kinds of crap going on, and I'm all alone now in a big hotel suite that you can't believe the size of it and ….

I'm always studying and I've been doing it for a long time now..

So, you pick this stuff here and this stuff there and then you see things in certain ways and you start visualizing and thank God I get the chance to….

America's racist, so what do you expect..

A lot of it revolves around food with me because a lot of my life does in a way..

I don’t look ahead. I’m right here with you. It’s a good way to be..

Everybody needs money. That's why they call it money..

The choices we make, dictate the lives we lead..

A bad salesman will automatically drop his price. Bad salesmen make me sick..

I'll tell you one thing, it's a cruel, cruel world..