Of course I've got lawyers. They are like nuclear weapons, I've got em 'cause everyone else has. But as soon as you use them they screw everything up..

I don't know. I think it's funny! I think it's funny! I go, what? It's so absurd. I'm alone..

I don’t look ahead. I’m right here with you. It’s a good way to be..

A lot of it revolves around food with me because a lot of my life does in a way..

A tree falls the way it leans. Be careful the way you lean..

America's racist, so what do you expect..

I climbed like a billion stairs... its not like I can take them two at a time..

So, you pick this stuff here and this stuff there and then you see things in certain ways and you start visualizing and thank God I get the chance to….

I'm always studying and I've been doing it for a long time now..

In order for the light of gratitude and happiness to shine so brightly, the darkness of how it could be worse must be present..

I'll tell you one thing, it's a cruel, cruel world..

We don't even know if we're in this room. We could be in a turtle's dream in outer space..

A bad salesman will automatically drop his price. Bad salesmen make me sick..

When we get out of this, I'm gonna shove my fist right into your ass, hard and fast Not in the sexual way! In the 'I am pissed off' sort of way..

The choices we make, dictate the lives we lead..

I've been to the Leaning Tower of Pisa. It's a tower, and it's leaning. You look at it, but nothing happens, so then you look for someplace to get a ….

Christmas is a good excuse to eat everything..

Everybody needs money. That's why they call it money..

There are two dilemmas that rattle the human skull: How do you hang on to someone who won't stay? And how do you get rid of someone who won't go?.

It don't care whether I'm good enough. It don't care whether I snore or not. It don't care which God I pray to. There are only three things with that….

What do you call 500 lawyers lying on the bottom of the Ocean? A good start..