Occupation: Stand-Up Comedian Birth: February 4, 1972
"Herbal medicine's been around for thousands of years!" Indeed it has, and then we tested it all, and the stuff that worked became 'medicine'. And th….
I'm an appalling cook. I can just about create a glass of orange juice and a ham-and-cheese sandwich..
If we were truly created by God, why do we occasionally bite the insides of our mouths?.
There are three states of legality in Irish law. There is all this stuff which comes under That's grand, then it moves into Ah now don't push it, and….
Science knows it doesn't know everything; otherwise, it'd stop. But just because science doesn't know everything doesn't mean you can fill in the gap….
Science "knows" it doesn't know everything, otherwise it would stop..
I think the English are bipolar. 'We're the greatest, no we're terrible' - that's a constant English struggle. Crime is down, there's little poverty ….
My iPod holds 3,000 albums. I own, like, 90 albums. My iPod sits at home, sullen, frustrated, and underused, like a wife who gave up her career and t….
Doesn't it get on my nerves when people say science doesn't know everything. Science knows it doesn't know everything otherwise it would stop. Just b….
Nostalgia is heroin for old people..
On getting mugged: I carry around months and months of receipts. I need a mugger who can file my VAT returns..