If you're straight, if you're gay - hey, if you're a horse - and I appeal to you, great!.

Let me give you a lesson about school. All the kids who were popular end up on the dole with babies. All the nerds end up as pop stars.

If you want me to be straight, gay, into monkeys, dating Kylie, whatever, I'm happy for people to project whatever onto me!.

Dont believe the hype. It tastes like someone scraped off the bottom of a birdcage and stuck it on a piece of toast..

I've never been the sort of person to walk into a room and have *clicks fingers* 50 women want to sleep with me, ok, and suddenly you walk across a s….

If you think I have a great voice and body, youll be shocked as hell seeing and hearing me in the shower..

That's what got me into exercise and training my body and my voice. I looked at Madonna as this G.I. Jane superstar. I used to go jogging around my n….

I know it's not very masculine to say the moon is beautiful...but it is!.

I said (to Daniel Jones), 'You realise I'm always going to be The Guy From Savage Garden'. He said, 'How do you think I feel? I'm The Other One From ….

I used to wash up the dishes as C3PO. And it's very hard to put cups away when this joint doesn't bend! Mum was very tolerant..

It's me! It's me! It's always me! [Darren when asked who smelled so good at the MTV Live interview in New York].

I think I have a reputation for being really serious. In interviews I use big words, but I'm just an emotional goofball. I play practical jokes all t….

I was a completely normal kid, the school nerd. In Year 8 and 9 I got picked on. I was a freak- no one understood me. I was the kid who wanted to be ….

When I was 10 I used to walk around shopping centres and go, "Oh, they've recognised me!" And I would think, "hold on, who am I? I'm nobody famous ye….

If you've only had one relationship, how do you know you're good in bed?.

I would let my child do whatever made their heart sing.

Elation and pain are experiences that make you realize youre alive. Thank God you feel them; otherwise youd be numb..

I think that's what's really beautiful about music, that it is little pieces of your heart and soul..

When I realised I wasn't Michael Jackson and I was this 10 year old boy growing up in the suburbs, I was devastated.