This is one Fruit Loop beyond certifiable..

If I couldn't be a good example, I'd just have to be a horrible warning..

It is sexy in here or is it just me?.

Do not disturb. Already there..

What do you want?" "You," he said, his voice lowering an octave. "I want you, Dutch, body and soul. I want you in my bed every night. I want you ther….

An integral part of any best friend's job is to immediately clear your computer history if you die..

My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me..

I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT.

Chocolate and coffee ? Together ? Whoever came up with that combination should have won a Nobel Peace Prize. Or at least a subscription to Reader's D….

Don't judge me because I'm quiet. No one plans a murder out loud..

I totally should've gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance..

When I want your opinion, I'll remove the duct tape.--T-SHIRT.

I chose the road less traveled. Now I'm lost..

If you must eat a banana in public, never make eye contact..

There is a great need for a sarcasm font..

Insanity does NOT run in my family. It strolls through, takes it's time, and gets to know everyone personally - T-Shirt.

It isn’t the fall that will kill you, but the sudden stop..

I stop fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now. T-shirt.

If it weren’t for physics and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable..

I often question my sanity. Occasionally, it replies..

I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica..