Reyes Farrow. Because perfection is a dirty job, but someone has to do it..

Death comes to those who wait. And to those who don't. So either way..

I lowered the gun but didn’t holster it. Not just yet. She could turn out to be psychotic. Or a door-to-door salesperson..

I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica..

I stop fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now. T-shirt.

I often question my sanity. Occasionally, it replies..

If I couldn't be a good example, I'd just have to be a horrible warning..

If you must eat a banana in public, never make eye contact..

Insanity does NOT run in my family. It strolls through, takes it's time, and gets to know everyone personally - T-Shirt.

I chose the road less traveled. Now I'm lost..

It is sexy in here or is it just me?.

This is one Fruit Loop beyond certifiable..

There is a great need for a sarcasm font..

If it weren’t for physics and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable..

Chocolate and coffee ? Together ? Whoever came up with that combination should have won a Nobel Peace Prize. Or at least a subscription to Reader's D….

My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me..

When I want your opinion, I'll remove the duct tape.--T-SHIRT.

What do you want?" "You," he said, his voice lowering an octave. "I want you, Dutch, body and soul. I want you in my bed every night. I want you ther….

An integral part of any best friend's job is to immediately clear your computer history if you die..

Do not disturb. Already there..

Don't judge me because I'm quiet. No one plans a murder out loud..