If it's sent by ship then it's a cargo, if it's sent by road then it's a shipment..

Am I the Irish comedian with half a finger? No, I'm the Irish comedian with nine and a half fingers..

My church accepts all denominations - fivers, tenners, twenties..

How could I have not known about Ume? An Austin trio fronted by a whirling dervish of singer guitarist who in the standard PR band head shot looks li….

Goodnight, thank you, and may your God go with you..

A good storyteller never lets the facts get in the way..

It's the behaviour of your company and its people that form your reputation, and your reputation is your brand.

We spend our lives on the run: we get up by the clock, eat and sleep by the clock, get up again, go to work - and then we retire. And what do they gi….

I don't go out of my way to be outrageous, I just go out of my way to look at things..