If you go to Germany and get drunk, at some point you will try to look up Hitler in the phone book..

There's a fine line between masturbating while you look out a window, and masturbating while you're looking in a window. I'll give you a hint: one of….

You ever make fun of someone so much, you think you should thank them for all the good times you've had?.

I'm very romantic when I masturbate. Sometimes I light a candle...then I try and shoot it out. It's like a carnival..