I poop in the backyard... I wear disposable diapers..

I love dogs. They live in the moment and don't care about anything except affection and food. They're loyal and happy. Humans are just too damn compl….

I understand the self-loathing and the resentment, and the discipline that it takes to sit down in front of a typewriter or computer every single day….

Anxiety is part of creativity, the need to get something out, the need to be rid of something or to get in touch with something within..

People… they don’t write anymore – they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just s….

The real truth about a lot of life's mysteries can be explained by science but people don't want to get in bed with science because it's cold. They p….

Sometimes when I'm swimming, I think that maybe someday I'll put my red Speedo up for auction. Or maybe I'll donate it to the Smithsonian. They can s….

I think Mulder is the worst FBI agent in the world. He spends millions of dollars investigating these paranormal phenomena and never comes up with an….

What I liked about Mulder was his quality of not caring what other people thought of him. He was very independent. He wasn't interested in women. I ….

As names that can mean things, I prefer spiritual to a lot of other things..

A dream is the mind's way of answering a question it hasn't yet figured out how to ask..

If somebody says what they want or what they need it gives the person the chance to say yes or no, instead of suffering in silence or depravation or ….

The key is to get to know people and trust them to be who they are. Instead, we trust people to be who we want them to be - and when they're not, we ….

I lost my virginity when I was 14. And I haven't been able to find it..

My entire life has been an attempt to get back to the kind of feelings you have on a field. The sense of brotherhood, the esprit de corps, the focus ….

Every time Mulder smiles, people say, 'God, it was great to see you smile. Mulder never smiles.' I say, 'Mulder smiles a whole lot. He smiles at leas….

What makes me mad is arrogance, pretension, putting on airs..

I don't believe in a conspiracy to hide the existence of extraterrestrial life..

I may be learning guitar, but I'll never be able to sing..

I think people still have a need for miracles. Science keeps telling them there's no life on Mars, there's no God, nothing's trailing Hale-Bopp, thos….

You're raising a kid and you give it food and shelter and, most importantly, you give it the feeling that it's special. I think people react to celeb….