Explore Quotes by David Haye

Mum, Vitali just sent me a text, would you pass me a new pair of panties.

Maccarinelli thinks he can use me to make a name for himself, but that is not going to happen. He has made his fame by fighting nobodies. I've fought all the way to the top against top contenders.

I said that I was gonna smash him in three rounds, and that's what I did.

They changed the press conference, they are trying to change the time of the weigh-in. They are trying to mess with me, but what they don't realize is that they are only fueling me to bring more hurt.

It's going to be fun watching this robot start malfunctioning.

He needs to be punished because the law hasn't punished him. He's never done any hard time.

I'm not a big fan of being a victim. I don't like getting beaten up.

In between training sessions, I'll often watch DVDs of King Kong, Godzilla or Frankenstein, just to keep my mind on the task in hand and remind myself of the magnitude of the challenge.

They may be big in Switzerland, but so are yodellers, and nobody wants to watch them fight. Heavyweight title fights should be huge events, not an after-thought in a country most famous for producing Toblerones [chocolate].

He could've had Jesus, Buddha, he could have had every God in his corner, it wouldn't have helped him against me.

I normally get paid tens of millions of pounds to fight and I ended up fighting for free. I don't like fighting for free.

If someone burgles your house, and you knock them out, are you gonna apologize for knocking them out? No you're not, you're gonna stomp on their head, just like any other normal person would.

I had to beat him up in front of everybody for threatening me.

The Klit brothers should first fight each other, and the winner should fight me.

You're going to get violated in that ring. I am going to close the curtain on the joke that is the Audley Harrison show.

He's got one of the best chins I've ever hit in my life. I was catching him and he was smiling at me, he was eating them. He's a great fighter, he'll be champion one day.

I abstain from any kind of release for six weeks before a fight, no self-pleasure, nothing. Even in my dreams, I'll be about to have sex with a beautiful girl and I'll say, 'Sorry darling, I'm fighting in a few weeks.' That's control, bro, when you're turning down a hot chick in your subconscious.

I don't know who he (Wladimir) was trying to impress in that homo-erotic video of his doing bicep-curls. It didn't impress me.

He is the ugliest thing I have ever seen. I have watched Lord of the Rings and films with strange looking people, but for a human being to look like he does is pretty shocking.

If I had a hotdog in my hand, he would've had tomato ketchup on his face.

To be a successful boxer, the last thing you need to be doing is turning up to the gym stoned. You're going to get beaten up if you do that.