Occupation: Vocalist Birth: October 10, 1954
I would just like to say that after all these years of heavy drinking, bright lights and late nights, I still don't need glasses. I drink right out o….
The best time is during the struggle. The top of the mountain is usually small, freezing and lonesome. To this day I'm continually reinvesting myself….
Classic Van Halen made people want to dance and f**k. Modern Van Halen makes you want to drink milk and drive foreign cars..
The perfect woman has an IQ of 150, wants to make love until 4 in the morning, then turns into a pizza!.
I'm not conceited. Conceit is a fault and I have no faults..
When you can spell subpoena without thinking about it, that's when you know you've made it..
Remember, life is just a game and no one gets out alive.
I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass..
The Breakfast of Champions isn't cereal, it's the competition!.
I think the two most difficult things to deal with in life are failure and success.
When I die, sprinkle my ashes over the 80's..
If you put a Van Halen album in your record collection, it will melt all the rest of your records..
He who knows how will always work for he who knows why..
I'm a family oriented guy; I've personally started four or five this year..
Music journalists love Elvis Costello and hate me because they look like Elvis Costello.
I used to have a drug problem, but now I have enough money..
You've got to roll with the punches to get to what's real..
Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it..
Well a good writer writes, a good musician listens to a lot more than he actually composes, and if you're going to do lyrics - well, there's a Freudi….
Women are great. When they dig you, there's nothing they won't do. That kind of loyalty is hard to find - unless you've got a good dog..
The problem with self-improvement is knowing when to quit..