Dreams don't have an expiration date..

Champagne offers a minimum of alcohol and a maximum of companionship..

Never stop learning and adapting. The world will always be changing. If you limit yourself to what you knew and what you were comfortable with earl….

If you could do something that would make people happy, and it would cost you neither money nor time, would you do it? If that same thing made you ha….

Watching too much TV can triple our hunger for more possessions, while reducing our personal contentment by about 5 percent for every hour a day we w….

Keep the circus going inside you, keep it going, don't take anything too seriously, it'll all work out in the end..

Stardom is like making love in a hammock - a happy experience but one of uncertain duration..

A philosopher once noted that people long for immortality but run out of things to do on a rainy afternoon..

You can count on Errol Flynn, he'll always let you down..

I have a face that is a cross between two pounds of halibut and an explosion in an old clothes closet..

Tell me that I misunderstood a joke, but don't tell me that my choice of cravat is wrong..

You are not just here to fill space or be a background character in someone else's movie. Consider this: nothing would be the same if you did not exi….

I see my purpose in life as making the world a happier place to be in..

I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. It's the good girls men should be warned aga….

There are wonderful people out there but also wonderful people right here..

Many of our feelings of satisfaction or dissatisfaction have their roots in how we compare ourselves to others. When we compare ourselves to those w….

But Champagne is not drinking..

This is a terrible confession to make, but after I left the Army I had a number of things to try. I had a great conceit to think that if all else fai….

I've taken up the Bible again, somewhat in the spirit of W.C. Fields - looking for loopholes..

I've been lucky enough to win an Oscar, write a best-seller - my other dream would be to have a painting in the Louvre. The only way that's going to ….

Isn’t it fascinating to think that probably the only laugh that man will ever get in his life is by stripping off and showing his shortcomings?.