I was taught never to make a threat unless you are prepared to carry it out, and I am not a fan of carrying anything. Even watching other people carr….

While I do not have a boyfriend, I do have a friend who is homosexual and I once asked him "Do you ever think about having sex with me because you ar….

Opinions are like nipples, everybody has one. Some have firm points, others are barely discernible through layers, and some are displayed at every op….

You can't trust girls. When I get a girlfriend I am not going to tell her where I live or work..

Do you ever think about having sex with Rosie O'Donnell because you are straight? Same thing..

I would have assumed you understood, despite our vague suggestions otherwise, we do not welcome constructive criticism..

Without a concise set of rules to follow we would probably all have to resort to common sense.

the old man dance, where I tense up, shuffle my feet intermittently, complain about the music volume, and sit down for a rest..

Should check the Internet and make sure everything on there is correct..