Of course, the most troubling question is why do these people assume we're gay?.

Just 'cause you love someone doesn't mean you should stick around and screw up their life..

God save us from half the people who think they're doing God's work..

There ain't no me if there ain't no you..

Well, I think I learned a valuable lesson. Always take down your Christmas decorations after new years or you might get filleted by a hooker from God..

I'm not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren't even hot..

We know a little bit about a lot of things. Just enough to make us dangerous..

Hey, see if they've got any pie. Bring me some pie. I love me some pie..

Look, I don't need to feel like hell for failing you, okay? For failing you like I've failed every other godforsaken thing that I care about! I don't….

Saving people, hunting things, the family business..

I can't believe you brought me here to see some guy who heals people out of a tent!.