The latest report says the results of an investigation will be released in three or four weeks. That's a long time for fruit flies and the press..

Europeans hate the way Americans talk. They think we're loud and uncouth and they don't like our jokes, except for Michael Moore. Plus, they resent t….

With their endless vacations and pint-sized workweeks, Europe can't produce enough of anything - including more Europeans - to save themselves from d….

If stupid hurt, the whole planet would be a world of pain..