This life is like a swimming pool. You dive into the water, but you can't see how deep it is..

There's no image we can't improve..

I don't trust what this life has given me..

They didn't have a problem with me being wild and crazy when it came time to fill the arenas..

If you have a problem with my answer that's your problem, not my problem..

There's one thing everyone should understand: I like my character..

I'm hungrier than those other guys out there. Every rebound is a personal challenge..

Why should I try to make you believe the things I believe in?.

If I don't finish in the top three for the next Nobel Peace Prize, something's seriously wrong..

Create havoc, create destruction..

You can love me or you can hate me..

I'll be the judge of my own manliness..

I'm the basketball version of a gravedigger..

I want to be anywhere in the world that I'm needed. I want to spread a message of peace and love throughout the world..

I couldn't care less if the guy I'm guarding has HIV. I'm going to slam him anyway..

For five years I've felt like the best prostitute in a high-class whorehouse. But all the other girls get paid more than I do..

I go out there and get my eyes gouged, my nose busted, my body slammed. I love the pain of the game..

I want to do for rebounds what Michael Jordan did for dunks..

Everybody's talking trash these days, so why not keep quiet?.

The one thing I do that nobody else does is jump three and four times for one rebound..

Don't let what other people think decide who you are..