If I want to wear a dress, I'll wear a dress..

They say Elvis is dead. I say, no, you're looking at him. Elvis isn't dead; he just changed color..

There's no image we can't improve..

I couldn't care less if the guy I'm guarding has HIV. I'm going to slam him anyway..

Don't let what other people think decide who you are..

I want to be anywhere in the world that I'm needed. I want to spread a message of peace and love throughout the world..

Why should I try to make you believe the things I believe in?.

If I don't finish in the top three for the next Nobel Peace Prize, something's seriously wrong..

Everybody's talking trash these days, so why not keep quiet?.

There's one thing everyone should understand: I like my character..

For five years I've felt like the best prostitute in a high-class whorehouse. But all the other girls get paid more than I do..

This life is like a swimming pool. You dive into the water, but you can't see how deep it is..

I'll be the judge of my own manliness..

Create havoc, create destruction..

I'm hungrier than those other guys out there. Every rebound is a personal challenge..

You can love me or you can hate me..

I'm the basketball version of a gravedigger..

I go out there and get my eyes gouged, my nose busted, my body slammed. I love the pain of the game..

I don't trust what this life has given me..

The one thing I do that nobody else does is jump three and four times for one rebound..

I want to do for rebounds what Michael Jordan did for dunks..