Occupation: Author Birth: October 23, 1974
I am a rational man, but haven't you heard? i'm also insane. It gives me a unique perspective on things..
By the way, all joking aside, do I call you Ghastly or Elder Bespoke?' 'You can call me whatever you like.' Vex nodded. 'Thank you, Gladys..
When I meet people, I no longer say "Hi, I'm Derek Landy, pleased to meet you." Now I say "Hi, I'm number one bestselling author Derek Landy. Worship….
Doors are for people with no imagination..
You have no idea the power generated each time somebody is told a story. When a conscious, sentient mind willingly ignores what is real, what is fact….
The world is bigger than you know, and scarier than you might imagine. The only currency worth anything is being true to yourself, and the only goal ….
I think zombies are kind of cute.” “Seriously?” “I may be thinking about bunnies. Which one has the fluffy little tail, zombies or bunnies?” “Bunnies….
We're here on Sanctuary business," Skulduggery tried. The man on Deadfall's right bristled, and Deadfall grinned. "Hear that, Pete? They're with that….
Love is finding someone better than you are, and holding on for dear life.
I need a weapon,” Valkyrie muttered. “You’re an Elemental with a Necromancer ring, trained in a variety of martial arts by some of the best fighters i….
Talking about one's feelings defeats the purpose of having those feelings. Once you try to put the human experience into words, it becomes little mor….
Embrace your inner lunatic..
Are you taking my hat hostage?.
Every human being who has ever lived has the same potential in them for good and evil. Mortal or sorcerer, it doesn't matter. Power has a way of brin….
The sparrow flies south for the winter..
She wants to be polite and not hurt your feelings, so she's not going to laugh right now. But inside, inside she's laughing..
Every solution to every problem is simple. It's the distance between the two where the mystery lies..
You should have called us. Desmond would have picked you up.' 'No I wouldn't,' Valkyrie's dad said, stepping into earshot. 'Sorry, Fletcher, but I ha….
Right, well, we've got to work out what we need. We've got to work out what we need, how we get it, and what we need to get to get what we need..
Ladies and gentleman," he said over the speakers, "welcome aboard this recently liberated Gulfstream V. If I could have your attention for just a few….
Valkyrie dialed Skulduggery's number and he picked up. 'Hey,' she said, 'It's me.' Skulduggery paused. 'No it's not. If it were me, then I'd be talki….