It doesn't get better, it doesn't get worse, but it sure gets different!.

Women are my hobby... every man needs something to keep his hands busy, and I don't have a guitar like Eddie and Michael, or some drums to bash like ….

I creep like a thief, no doubt the man's swift, I'm more magnificent than Lee Van Cleef.

I once lost a bill betting on the Red Sox, ...But that's another topic..