My IQ is somewhere between Spiro Agnew's and Albert Einstein's..

Teaching is an art and a profession requiring years of training..

Music bypasses the brain and goes straight to the heart. I wish my life had more of it..

Sloppy language leads to sloppy thought, and sloppy thought to sloppy legislation..

I don't feel old. I feel like a young man that has something wrong with him..

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?.

Censorship feeds the dirty mind more than the four-letter word itself..

It's a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear..

Just think of all the billions of coincidences that don't happen..

Depression - it falls into that small category of things like combat that, if you haven't been in it, you can say you can imagine it all you like. Bu….

As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it..

Why are sex and violence always linked? I'm afraid they'll blur together in people's minds - sexandviolence - until we can't tell them apart. I exp….

It's not always easy to identify your own voice. It comes with time..

Anyone working in the media can tell you that there seems to be an always-ready-to-explode segment of the populace for whom offense is a fate worse t….

I eat at this German-Chinese restaurant and the food is delicious. The only problem is that an hour later you're hungry for power..

I always wanted to live in a haunted house..

I have a long list of things that make me mad..

I think we live in an age of increasing mediocrity..

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you..

The idea that hunting is one against one is ludicrous. It's one animal versus the hunter, the manufacturer of the rifle, the bullet maker, the design….

The information superhighway? That sounds like a place that's long and boring and kills 50,000 people a year..