When I started having kids, I thought, 'I don't want to do anything they can't watch.'.

We should never judge a day by its weather..

As wonderful as they were, my parents didn't teach me anything about self-discipline, concentration, patience, or focus. If I hadn't had a family mys….

It means you never know what's going to happen,' I said. 'You do your best, then take your chances. Everything else is beyond our control..

If you spend your life thinking, "I wonder if today is when it ends," you're going to miss out on everything wonderful..

I didn't know the answers, but I could feel that the things that gave life meaning came from a place within and from the nurturing of values like tol….

Emotionally I'm about 13..

Walt Disney and I always said we were two children looking for our inner adults..

You have to be able to laugh at yourself. Attitude is almost more important than what happens to you..

I think that's the answer to a good marriage. Everyone has their own room..

I've made peace with insecurity... because there is no security of any kind..

I've got plenty of arthritis. But if you keep moving, it won't bother you that much. That's why old guys stiffen up. They forget they have to get out….

Bob Hope, like Mark Twain, had a sense of humor that was uniquely American, and like Twain, we'll likely not see another like him..

Hope is life's essential nutrient, and love is what gives life meaning.

Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them..

Somebody asked what I wanted on my gravestone. I'm just going to put: 'Glad I Could Help.'.

The secret to keeping moving is keeping moving..

You can spread jelly on the peanut butter but you can't spread peanut butter on the jelly..

In my seventies, I exercised to stay ambulatory. In my eighties, I exercise to avoid assisted living..

Anyone who doesn't sing and dance at every opportunity is missing out on the joy of life..

Sing like nobody can hear you, dance like nobody can see you, and love like you've never been hurt..