When I look upon seamen, men of science and philosophers, man is the wisest of all beings; when I look upon priests and prophets nothing is as contem….

People who talk well but do nothing are like musical intruments; the sound is all they have to offer..

We are more curious about the meaning of dreams than about things we see when awake..

The most beautiful thing in the world is freedom of speech..

No man is hurt but by himself. ...Literally by how he interprets what happens to him. If he focusses on how it could have been better, he will be hur….

He lit a lamp in broad daylight and said, as he went about, "I am looking for a human.".

The mob is the mother of tyrants..

Education gives sobriety to the young, comfort to the old, riches to the poor and is an ornament to the rich..

I am looking for an honest man..

You will become a teacher of yourself when for the same things that you blame others, you also blame yourself..

One original thought is worth a thousand mindless quotings.

Dogs and philosophers do the greatest good and get the fewest rewards..

In a rich man's house there is no place to spit but his face..

We have two ears and one tongue so that we would listen more and talk less..

Self-taught poverty is a help toward philosophy, for the things which philosophy attempts to teach by reasoning, poverty forces us to practice..

To become self-educated you should condemn yourself for all those things that you would criticize others..

I pissed on the man who called me a dog. Why was he so surprised?.

Of what use is a philosopher who doesn't hurt anybody's feelings?.

If only it was as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly as it is to masturbate..

Fools! You think of "god" as a sentient being. God is the word used to represent a force. This force created nothing, it just helps things along. It ….

He has the most who is most content with the least..