It is not that I am mad, it is only that my head is different from yours..

A friend is one soul abiding in two bodies..

I pissed on the man who called me a dog. Why was he so surprised?.

If only it was as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly as it is to masturbate..

People who talk well but do nothing are like musical intruments; the sound is all they have to offer..

The mob is the mother of tyrants..

I am looking for an honest man..

The most beautiful thing in the world is freedom of speech..

Of what use is a philosopher who doesn't hurt anybody's feelings?.

You will become a teacher of yourself when for the same things that you blame others, you also blame yourself..

Self-taught poverty is a help toward philosophy, for the things which philosophy attempts to teach by reasoning, poverty forces us to practice..

In a rich man's house there is no place to spit but his face..

No man is hurt but by himself. ...Literally by how he interprets what happens to him. If he focusses on how it could have been better, he will be hur….

One original thought is worth a thousand mindless quotings.

He lit a lamp in broad daylight and said, as he went about, "I am looking for a human.".

To become self-educated you should condemn yourself for all those things that you would criticize others..

We are more curious about the meaning of dreams than about things we see when awake..

When I look upon seamen, men of science and philosophers, man is the wisest of all beings; when I look upon priests and prophets nothing is as contem….

Dogs and philosophers do the greatest good and get the fewest rewards..

Education gives sobriety to the young, comfort to the old, riches to the poor and is an ornament to the rich..

He has the most who is most content with the least..