I like getting married, but I don't like being married..

I am very excited to be the head women's basketball coach at Beloit College, ... This is a great opportunity for me. I am looking forward to putting ….

I am a quick study - I can memorize a script in an hour - but I can't remember a name three seconds. I've even forgotten my wife's name on occasion..

It was a special show that became a cult classic of sorts, and I made a lot of money for it..

I did movie star impressions as a kid in high school. Somehow they just got out of hand..

Sometimes I wonder how I got into comedy at all..

I was married awfully young and I felt trapped. My wife had been divorced and all the time we were married we were out of the Church. It wasn't until….

I remember that the priest finally said to me, 'You wouldn't like to have a religion that makes things easy for you.' Now I know that both faith and ….

I've been paying alimony since I was 14 and child support since 15. That's a joke, but not by much.

Maxwell is serious, dedicated, awkward, forgetful, pompous to a certain degree, sentimental..

I had a wonderful experience on the golf course today. I had a hole in nothing. Missed the ball and sank the divot..