It takes a lot of things to prove you are smart, but only one thing to prove you are ignorant..

If I had my life to live over, I would try to make more mistakes. I would relax. I would be sillier than I have been this trip. I know of very few th….

This is the greatest paradox: the emotions cannot be trusted; yet it is the emotions that tell us the greatest truths..

There is more sophistication and less sense in New York than anywhere else on the globe..

I do not believe in doing for pleasure things I do not like to do..

The mind of man has no defense To equal plain, old common sense. This homely virtue don't despise, If you would be happy as well as wise..

Interruptions are the spice of life..

If I had my life to live over, I'd pick more daisies..

An honourable agreement among men as to their conduct toward women, and it was devised by women..

Some people have nothing but experience..

Very few people look the part and are it too..

Intellectuals should never marry; they won't enjoy it; and besides, they should not reproduce themselves..

Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of it for tomorrow..

Unhappiness is not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it..

Moralizing and morals are two entirely different things and are always found in entirely different people.

Why resist temptation? There will always be more..

The beggar is the only person in the universe not obliged to study appearance..

There's one thing about baldness, it's neat..

Conversation: The slowest form of human communication..

A lot of men think that if they smile for a second, somebody will take advantage of them, and they are right..

Women give us solace, but if it were not for women we should never need solace..