I regret the times I've been mean to people... It's fine to pick on people who can defend themselves and deserve it. Some people don't deserve to be ….

You can't get much more liberal than John Kerry is. I mean, he's my candidate, but, I mean, come on..

My view on global warming is that it's a gigantic financial scam to funnel money to these countries that think they ostensibly are going to use to im….

I would rather go to Baghdad than go to a professional basketball game..

I'm in a unique position - I can do what I want..

I talk to millions of people every day. I just like it when they can't talk back..

I'm so happy, I think I'll dress up like J. Edgar Hoover and sing show tunes..

I'm Howard Stern with a vocabulary. I'm the man he wishes he could be..

Nelson Mandela is a leader Barack Obama should try to emulate... He could start by spending 27 years in prison..

My goal is to goad people into saying something that ruins their life..