I tell Donald Trump that the establishment will tell their lies. They will try to keep him down. I tell him, 'Now Mr. Trump, they're treating you lik….

I cant believe that having said what I said was interpreted as having been what I said when I said it, because I said it where I said it, when I said….

There's only been three giant promoters in our lifetime. There's Michael Todd, P.T. Barnum, and yours truly..

You must believe the unbelievable, snatch the possible out of the impossible..

When we started, it was based on lies. It's changing now. There are no secrets in the business. You've got to come with the truth, the whole truth an….

I had a moment of religious epiphanosity..

I never cease to amaze myself. And I say this humbly.

Only in america will you see people circling the parking lot looking for a close space at a gym..

You don't get nothing from sleep but a dream..

If you want to sell a steak, you can't just have the sizzle, you gotta have sauce..

I can't believe what I said about myself. What I said in my own private conversations with myself to an ESPN producer are my business, and I had no b….

You go for the quality of the performance, not the longevity of it..

Opportunity is the greatest charity..

You sign an agreement; you make a contract, you live up to it. You never get what you deserve. You get what you negotiate. You got a right to say yay….

You can be the greatest guy in the world but if you ain't got no heart, you ain't gonna survive..

If you cast your bread upon the water and you have faith, you'll get back cash. If you don't have faith, you'll get soggy bread..

Only in America can you find so many angry people claiming to love their country, while hating almost anyone in it..

I'm the best promoter in the world because I haven't taken a day off work since I left the penitentiary, and because I have read all the great philos….

Machiavelli taught me it was better to be feared than loved. Because if you are loved they sense you might be weak. I am a man of the people and help….

I wasn't getting invited to any board meetings. I had to kick the door down..

Forgiveness is a beautiful thing. That's why I forgive Reince Priebus, that little Greek rascal..