I'm a promoter of the people for the people and by the people and my magic lies in my people ties..

You must believe the unbelievable, snatch the possible out of the impossible..

I tell Donald Trump that the establishment will tell their lies. They will try to keep him down. I tell him, 'Now Mr. Trump, they're treating you lik….

There's only been three giant promoters in our lifetime. There's Michael Todd, P.T. Barnum, and yours truly..

I had a moment of religious epiphanosity..

When you can count your money, you ai'nt got none..

I cant believe that having said what I said was interpreted as having been what I said when I said it, because I said it where I said it, when I said….

When we started, it was based on lies. It's changing now. There are no secrets in the business. You've got to come with the truth, the whole truth an….

If you cast your bread upon the water and you have faith, you'll get back cash. If you don't have faith, you'll get soggy bread..

Only in America can you find so many angry people claiming to love their country, while hating almost anyone in it..

Machiavelli taught me it was better to be feared than loved. Because if you are loved they sense you might be weak. I am a man of the people and help….

Forgiveness is a beautiful thing. That's why I forgive Reince Priebus, that little Greek rascal..

You go for the quality of the performance, not the longevity of it..

You don't get nothing from sleep but a dream..

Only in america will you see people circling the parking lot looking for a close space at a gym..

If you want to sell a steak, you can't just have the sizzle, you gotta have sauce..

Hypocrisy is the mother of all evil and racial prejudice is still her favourite child..

Martin Luther King took us to the mountain top: I want to take us to the bank.

I never cease to amaze myself. And I say this humbly.

You sign an agreement; you make a contract, you live up to it. You never get what you deserve. You get what you negotiate. You got a right to say yay….

I'm the best promoter in the world because I haven't taken a day off work since I left the penitentiary, and because I have read all the great philos….