Birth: February 10, 1926
Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days..
The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment..
The reason people blame things on the previous generation is that there's only one other choice..
In debating the respective merits of dogs and cats, not having to walk a cat when it's 20 below zero deserves consideration..
The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others..
The idea that no one is perfect is a view most commonly held by people with no grandchildren..
Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of interesting detours..
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success..
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball..
It's your ability to inspire and uplift other people that matters, not your ability to outdo them..
For every little kid who still believes in Santa Claus, there is at least one adult who still believes in professional wrestling..
The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate..
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon..
It's a wise person who knows the difference between free speech and cheap talk..
There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware..
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles..
The real secret of patience is to find something to do in the meantime..
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience..
Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible..
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks..
Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible..