It's not healthy to live life as a succession of isolated little cool moments..

Remember how, back in 1990, if you used a cellphone in public you looked like a total asshole? We're all assholes now..

believe that you've had most of your important memories by the time you're thirty. After that, memory becomes water overflowing into an already full ….

Long lives aren't natural. We forget that senior citizens are as much an invention as toasters or penicillin..