I turn my girl on like fifty shades of grey..

A soul living in tune with its internal purpose is bound to create utter magic..

I think noogies can be effective if done at the right time and place..

That's like the fourth time I've been called a women in this past hour. It's really starting to boost my self-esteem..

My old geometry teacher called me and he was like yo man you need to start wearing a shirt. You're ruining my marriage..

When you lose what you love remember to stay strong. Look out the window and remember life goes on..

In the wise words of Mahatma Gandhi: have a sense of humor..

We take a dash of sexiness, a dash of spice, and blend it in with awesomeness and glory. Then we dance..

Love is priceless. And all I really want is a good night kiss. So if tears were diamonds, more valuable gold, then a fortune in the corners of my eye….

The key is to be happy for no reason. Just be love. Just be it. Just be happy no matter what. Just share your love and know that like it's all ok..

I love animals and plants and sometimes even people..

What matters is like, spreading love..