You’re not an adult at all - you're just a tall child holding a beer, having conversations you don't understand....

Its not easy being a man you know. I had to get dressed today… and there are other pressures..

I'm quite a compulsive person-I only worked this out recently - I'm compulsive, but I'm also very indecisive. I don't know what I want, but I know th….

Religion is the yeast of death cakes. It is the most awful agent on a vulnerable mind. It's the refuge of alienated and lonely people. It's what peop….

You've a very important, early decision to make in your life: are you going to be alone, or are you going to be with somebody else? Are you going to ….

Don't do it! Stay away from your potential. You'll mess it up, it's potential, leave it. Anyway, it's like your bank balance - you always have a lot ….

You're talking to a modern, nice, affable German person and they're saying to you something like 'You know, vell, it's a critical time now for German….

Money can't buy you love, but it can get you some really good chocolate ginger biscuits..

People will kill you over time, and how they'll kill you is with tiny, harmless phrases, like 'be realistic.'.

Vodka is a very deceptive drink, because you drink it and you think, "What is this? This is pointless! It's - you can't taste it, you can't smell it.….

I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just stand up when I'm not expecting it..

I don't mind most religious people, I talk to them. I listen to them, you know, banging on. "I prayed very hard and then the fairy came." "Did he? Go….

I used to live with two other guys. We used to cook two things. The first one was called 'cheese... thing' and that was where you get something and y….

Everybody does that now. We all take pics... you do the same with holiday photos. You record something to look back on it, even though you’re not rea….

Nothing can make me feel better now, except cocaine..

I need a healthy injection of cynicism right now..

Have I had therapy? I went to a yoga class once..

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake?.

The measure of a conversation is how much mutual recognition there is in it; how much shared there is in it. If you're talking about what's in your o….

I think you should, yeah. You should wash your beard, then shave it off, nail it to a Frisbee and fling it over a rainbow..

Oh how I hate you. I hate you so much it gives me energy. I have to get up early in the morning just to hate you, because there's not enough time in ….