When you are in trouble, people who call to sympathize are really looking for the particulars..

Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives, and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist..

When men are not regretting that life is so short, they are doing something to kill time..

Every man is a reformer until reform tramps on his toes..

A theory is no more like a fact than a photograph is like a person..

Good manners do more for a man that good looks..

Men are a good deal better collectively than they are individually. Many a man will do that privately which he will denounce in a crowd..

When a man has no reason to trust himself, he trusts in luck..

None of us can boast about the morality of our ancestors. The record does not show that Adam and Eve were ever married..

One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money..

If a man has money, it is usually a sign, too, that he knows how to take care of it; don't imagine his money is easy to get simply because he has ple….

A thief believes everybody steals..

Every successful person I have heard of has done the best he could with the conditions as he found them, and not waited until next year for better..

The way out of trouble is never as simple as the way in.

Abuse a man unjustly, and you will make friends for him..

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers..

A man has a right to think lots of things he has no right to say..

Everyone suffers wrongs for which there is no remedy.

Instead of loving your enemies - treat your friends a little better..

A man forgets his good luck next day, but remembers his bad luck until next year..

The most destructive criticism is indifference..