Niall Quinn is a creep. The man's an idiot, a Mother Theresa..

Found out. A nothing player..

Kilbane's head is better than his feet. If only he had three heads, one on the end of each leg..

Michel Platini has no bottle. He is not a great player..

Ronaldo is a disgrace to the game. His petulance, temperament, throwing himself on the ground. It was a disgrace to professional football. This fella….

He's fat and a clown, Bill, a fat clown for all to see..

Somewhere in there the grace of a ballet dancer joins with the strength of an SAS squaddie, the dignity of an ancient kind, the nerve of a bomb dispo….

You need dictatorships and poverty to produce great footballers..

He's one of the biggest whingers in world football... he's a bloody eejit..

Every club he's been to has had great injury crises. Every club. And it's always hamstrings..

I'll have you know that I am not a failed Third Division footballer. I am a failed Second Division footballer..

That is NOT the arse of a £7million player!.

I've never managed anywhere, I've managed to stay alive for 63 and a half years baby..

That's the first time I've seen sex between two men on the BBC..

Ability and guts is an unbeatable combination..

Well, I don't like to make outlandish statements. Not all the time. But Wimbledon would have beaten them 10-0..

Scots they're either nice or they're horrid and these two are horrid. The Scots wont like that Eamon, thats bordering on racism. Its not racism its e….

We'll all see through Mourinho. We'll find out he's just a Bengal lancer..

They just talk drivel. Whoever is winning is great, whoever isn't, isn't. It's banal. And also semi-literate at times ... they never criticise in an ….

They get to the quarter-finals, Bill, I'll show up with a dress on.

If ever a player was out of his class that night it was me..