Usually it takes a bottle of Bacardi and a gallon of Coke to get John out of his seat..

We'll all see through Mourinho. We'll find out he's just a Bengal lancer..

Niall Quinn is a creep. The man's an idiot, a Mother Theresa..

That is NOT the arse of a £7million player!.

I've never managed anywhere, I've managed to stay alive for 63 and a half years baby..

If ever a player was out of his class that night it was me..

That's the first time I've seen sex between two men on the BBC..

Found out. A nothing player..

Michel Platini has no bottle. He is not a great player..

Somewhere in there the grace of a ballet dancer joins with the strength of an SAS squaddie, the dignity of an ancient kind, the nerve of a bomb dispo….

He's fat and a clown, Bill, a fat clown for all to see..

Ronaldo is a disgrace to the game. His petulance, temperament, throwing himself on the ground. It was a disgrace to professional football. This fella….

Scots they're either nice or they're horrid and these two are horrid. The Scots wont like that Eamon, thats bordering on racism. Its not racism its e….

They get to the quarter-finals, Bill, I'll show up with a dress on.

You need dictatorships and poverty to produce great footballers..

Ability and guts is an unbeatable combination..

He's one of the biggest whingers in world football... he's a bloody eejit..

I'll have you know that I am not a failed Third Division footballer. I am a failed Second Division footballer..

Well, I don't like to make outlandish statements. Not all the time. But Wimbledon would have beaten them 10-0..

Every club he's been to has had great injury crises. Every club. And it's always hamstrings..

Kilbane's head is better than his feet. If only he had three heads, one on the end of each leg..