The kind of thing I'm good at is knowing every politician in the state and remembering where he itches. And I know where to scratch him..

But I'm in favor of every religion with the possible exception of snake-chunking. Anybody that so presumes on how he stands with Providence that he w….

A four-hundred-dollar suit on him would look like socks on a rooster..

Don't write anything you can phone. Don't phone anything you can talk. Don't talk anything you can whisper. Don't whisper anything you can smile. Don….

I can make them voting machines sing Home Sweet Home..