Reading is fundamental - fun to mental..

There's only three major elements. Air, land, which is your flesh and water, which is your blood. You're walking on a third of yourself. She's called….

My cell phone fell off my lap. I was reaching for it in the back..

I remember riding across the Brooklyn Bridge about 12 times because they wanted me to keep up with the helicopter, and I said, "Can you have the heli….

Makes no matter if I'm performing in a grocery store, you're always gonna get 150%..

In Europe, kids learn at least four languages before they're out of high school. But our education system is so underfunded, they go to school to buy….

I think men are afraid to say that they would love to have Michelle Obama in their bed, but they think it..

The war is really about religion. The war's between Jesus and Muhammad. The Christians say Jesus is the messenger. Muslims say Muhammad is the messen….

Add the hippie-rock-drugs atmosphere circa 1970, and you get Clinton's rechristened group Parliament, decked out in weird costumes, singing cosmic ly….

90? 110? You know. It's a Ferrari, baby - you don't do 50 in a Ferrari..

He's been on vacation for a year and month. Captain Kirk never left the helm when the Enterprise was under attack..

It was awkward and embarrassing, but you have to go through things, ... I got through it and I'm happy it's over with and I can move forward and star….

It's definitely a relief that it's over. It's been a long season for us, with ups and downs. But we're going to put it behind us now and we've got to….

It was frustrating because I didn't do anything, ... I was at the wrong place at the wrong time, and he decided to punish me. I couldn't do anything ….

I never wrote a joke in my life. I just get on stage and let it flow..

My favorite date movie is Scarface. There's nothing like taking a woman to see Scarface. It gets the panties off quick..

One plus one equals three. When a man and woman marry they become one never two..

Actually it broke my heart to hear that we were going to have to part ways, ... It's a business and they had to do what they had to do..

You have to know the human condition to get that many people to all respond at the same time to the same subject. You gotta understand humanity in or….

I believe God wrote the Word in your essence. That's the genius of my Father. You are born knowing right from wrong. You don't need a book to tell yo….

You know how we built the pyramids? You gotta ask yourself a question always flip the script. What if up was down and down was up? What if you looked….