You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly! Ha, ha!.

Flowers are the fastest way to a woman's heart. Well, actually, the fastest way is through her rib cage, but flowers are a lot less messy..

It is as big a mistake to turn down a good shot as it is to take a bad one.

All men are sculptors, constantly chipping away the unwanted parts of their lives, trying to create their idea of their masterpiece..

I’m a comedian who got into movies, so I don’t really think of myself as an actor..

All inspiration comes from a higher power. The body is a shell. The creative spot is from God - You hear voices, everybody does. When you get older, ….

I haven't read a newspaper in 20 years. I don't look at the computer or anything. You have to have a filter on what you let in..

The other day I got out the shower and I bend down to reach for a towel, and I felt a sharp pain in my chest. Shot through my chest and up around my ….

When I'm doing stand-up, it's just me depending on me. I know how to go out there and make people laugh. I've been doing it since I was a teenager. I….

The advice I would give to someone is to not take anyone’s advice..

Are you driving with your eyes open? Or are you, like, using "the force"?.

Every bad decision I've made has been based on money..

Anything you have to acquire a taste for was not meant to be eaten..

You can't let the good things people say make you feel too good, because you're going to let the bad things make you feel bad..

If you're an artist like a really, really long time, it stops being a performance. I'm not performing anymore. I reveal myself to the audience... I s….

Every bad decision I've made has been based on money. I grew up in the projects and you don't turn down money there. You take it, because you never k….

Seventy-five years. That's how much time you get if you're lucky. Seventy-five years. Seventy-five winters, seventy-five springtimes, seventy-five su….

The best way you hurt rich people is by turning them into poor people.

I want a woman who can arouse my intellect as well as my loins..

I spent my 30s fixing everything I broke in my 20s..

The thing about kids is that they express emotion. They don't hold back. If they want to cry, they cry, and if they are in a good mood, they're in a ….