I'm in a position that allows me to do what I want to do, and I do it..

I will blow your face clean off your face!.

Flowers are the fastest way to a woman's heart. Well, actually, the fastest way is through her rib cage, but flowers are a lot less messy..

I spent my 30s fixing everything I broke in my 20s..

I haven't read a newspaper in 20 years. I don't look at the computer or anything. You have to have a filter on what you let in..

If you're an artist like a really, really long time, it stops being a performance. I'm not performing anymore. I reveal myself to the audience... I s….

The advice I would give to someone is to not take anyone’s advice..

Anything you have to acquire a taste for was not meant to be eaten..

When I'm doing stand-up, it's just me depending on me. I know how to go out there and make people laugh. I've been doing it since I was a teenager. I….

I’m a comedian who got into movies, so I don’t really think of myself as an actor..

You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly! Ha, ha!.

Every bad decision I've made has been based on money. I grew up in the projects and you don't turn down money there. You take it, because you never k….

All inspiration comes from a higher power. The body is a shell. The creative spot is from God - You hear voices, everybody does. When you get older, ….

The best way you hurt rich people is by turning them into poor people.

Every bad decision I've made has been based on money..

Are you driving with your eyes open? Or are you, like, using "the force"?.

Seventy-five years. That's how much time you get if you're lucky. Seventy-five years. Seventy-five winters, seventy-five springtimes, seventy-five su….

I want a woman who can arouse my intellect as well as my loins..

All men are sculptors, constantly chipping away the unwanted parts of their lives, trying to create their idea of their masterpiece..

The thing about kids is that they express emotion. They don't hold back. If they want to cry, they cry, and if they are in a good mood, they're in a ….

You can't let the good things people say make you feel too good, because you're going to let the bad things make you feel bad..