We don't do anything illegal, we do 'run-ins'.

Wrestling pretty much consumes my thoughts. I think for people that are really successful in this business, that's the way it is..

Why am I arguing with a computer?.

Well, Drew. Makes you feel any better. There's one thing that Kelly and this title have in common. They'll never be seen with you..

Who is his manager? Milton Bradley..

I find it to be an ongoing challenge to keep the guitar from becoming too traditional..

Well folks, what do you think? Here's our choices.. Should I give Paul Bearer back to Kane? Should I shove Paul Bearer down these steps?.

Just so you know I never had a dad either, but that's another story for another time..

He's the game all right..

Ahh, Otunga. I hope you keep depending on your wife. I hope she keeps making movies because while she's walking the red carpet, you're gonna be walki….

And I quote, Michael Cole is still a massive tool!.

Nobody cares about Michael Cole!.

I haven't even seen you successfully talk to a woman since I've known you, unless of course, you count Alex Riley..

I just wanted to let all our fans know that there is nothing to be alarmed about because our faces are 100% .....Ass Free..

2001 King of the Ring? I really like the sound of that! That REEKS OF ROYALTY! So begins the ERA OF AWESOMENESS!.

Feast your eyes on the severe massivity of our tag partner..

We refer to the TLC Match as totally lacking coolness..

Whenever I start working on a song, I immediately try to forget everything, to empty my head. I try to approach it like,“This is the first time I've ….

Tell your little mascot to get out of here, cause I have no problem flippin' the bird..

I was using the word awesomeness while you were still in high school, popping zits..

Now little kids come to my front door and give me cookies. You see that smile on their face, they're looking at me the same way I used to look at Hu….